The Morning Coffee............Your one Cyber Stop

this is so funny...

"yes, congratulations Mort!"
"No donuts FOR YOU! Let your ?$?$%% hubby get you some. yarrrgh!"
"No, really...CONGRATS!"
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oh yeah, CONGRATS, Morty [img]tongue.gif[/img]

>baimun just sits in the center of the room.... confused<

I don't watch soap operas... who married who?

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Originally posted by Funny Baimun haha:
>baimun just sits in the center of the room.... confused<


I don't watch soap operas... who married who?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Brace yourself, Mort's getting married.
And yeah, I am trying to ignore ZE HOFF in your avatar picture...memories of blinky-lights leather jackets and cheesy popsongs are haunting me enough as it is [img]wink.gif[/img]

I got that part.... but to whom?

David Hasslehoff???

(You guys are acting like you already knew because he told you.... or did I just miss somthing? )

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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ April 21, 2005 10:07 AM: Message edited by: Funny Baimun haha ]</font>

Okay... I just found the other post with the "I'm going to be playing softball again" post....

And you know, I READ THAT POST. [img]confused.gif[/img]

Damned ADD.... you guys CAN'T do that shit to people like me!!! Important info goes at the BEGINNING of the message... not mixed 3/4ths of the way through!!!!!

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Hey, how's it going... I just wanted to let everyone know that the library is having a fund raiser. They'll be selling hand-knitted pot holders from the ladies auxillary. Todd's gong to be there and will have a raffle to give away ownership of the company to one lucky Unreal boarder. Juice and cookies will also be provided.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Boarder: "Hey Baimun... why didn't you go to the HUGE event at the library???"

Baimun: "I didn't need any potholders."

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<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ April 21, 2005 10:16 AM: Message edited by: Funny Baimun haha ]</font>

Morning all. Haven't been around much lately due to some classes at work. Being in class = no internet access. [img]frown.gif[/img]

No coffee for me though. I'll stick with my water so I'm hydrated for my afternoon jog. Trying to lose my winter hybernation girth, lol.

Apparently... in my A.D.D. induced delirium, I've become the only one in the Coffee Shop....

&gt;strips down to boxer shorts... turns the music up loud... puts on sunglasses.... begins to do the "Risky Business Dance"&lt;

Just take those old records off the shelf...

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&gt;sees 316....&lt;

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&gt;pulls pants back up.&lt;

*sees Baimun's lil Baimun*

*suddenly loses his power of sight*

*guess I should see who is here before I stop in*

ISO: Seeing Eye Dog

I had boxers on.... geeeeze... [img]tongue.gif[/img]